2004-07-19

Last week in BiLo, I was bedazzled by one of the cutest guys I have ever seen in Newcastle. Dumbfounded, I just stood in the express lane, behind him, trying to look cute rather than stupid. He had a pink patch at the back of his head, and totally customised and fucked up clothes. Hair wax was his purchase and he left carrying his skateboard. For the rest of the day I was mush, and I have asked heaps of my friends who this guy is but no one knows. I fear he may not be from Newie and that I will never find him…