2004-07-19

On Saturday night, Bitchcraft played at Salarium at the Morrow Park Bowling club. It was a party for the university’s queer collective (which means, among other things, that we got paid $200!! Wow!!).

It was a pretty miserable night, weather-wise and this did affect the crowd size. But I really enjoyed the crowd that was there, they seemed to either really get into it or be quietly amused by our silliness. That’s all good!

After the show, most of us went to Patis’ house to party on dude. Cases were bought and it was on. We arrived to find some of the crew in front of the computer on the video chat channels, scoping for cess.

It was decided that the ‘craft should participate and have their photo-profile appear with the nickname ‘crackwhores’. As is traditional in these chat things (because there are about 5 actual females every using them and thousands of dudes…maybe a slight exaggeration…) we were instantly bombarded with messages.

We looked through the messages: five messages from five dudes dicks half erect, then maybe one from a middle aged guy showing his face. Rarely were there ever any ‘hotties’. After some time, we had held ‘conversations’ with two dudes. First I will tell you about Steve.

Steve was a bald middle aged dude who liked toys. Whilst we all watched, and he watched us watching him, he put a very long green dildo up his butt. At other times, he used a mangina, which made his dick pop out the end like a present: ! POP !

Then there was Dante. Mmmmmm, Dante…the ‘craft talked to him for ages. He was nice, and after about two hours (why I don’t internet chat: it sucks so much time) we coaxed his trousers off. And after some time we were given quite a treat!

At one stage, though, the whole crew (about 9 of us) sang him Paul Kelley’s “To Her Door” since we had a mic and he had speakers. Later, a very pissed Simi and Nods played him Vengeance and Violence. He was very cute, clapping into the camera and stuff.

Hi Dante!!