2004-07-19

Well, the single girl HAS to get her match fitness up! Sex is like exercise: if you don’t do it, its harder to do and you don’t feel like doing it anyhow. So, I’ve been very careful to keep my match fitness up, ready for a big game! My LITE SABA is pink…

Here is an ode to onanism, by those would-be poet laureates, Bitchcraft.

Too many fuckwits Too many pricks

Too many cunts who can’t use their dicks

Instead of goin for my clit he does for his dick, yeah

Too many fuckwits Too many pricks

Too many cunts who can’t use their dicks

Can’t push my button, dunno where it is

Instead of goin for my clit he does for his dick, yeah

I can’t cum, I’m so fucken bored

So I reach for my trusty vibrator

Whip it and beat it until I cum

And dream of a man who knows how its done, yeah

I think I’ll go it alone LITE SABA

I think I’ll go it alone LITE SABA

I think I’ll go it alo-o-o-one LITE SABA!!